There’s a new insurance commercial in which the spokesperson is talking to a customer, and the customer says it’s a bit overwhelming to run a business and to care for a family. And the spokesperson says, “Sounds like someone needs a vacation.” The customer responds with, “What’s that?” And then she names a bunch of…
Just recently I was watching a movie that I think this very distinguished audience would never watch. It was a spoof called “Naked Gun.” At the opening of the movie, the hero is singlehandedly beating up all the tyrants and dictators of the world who had gathered together for a cup of tea. When he…
You may all remember the movie, “A Few Good Men.” At the beginning of the movie, a Marine, named William Santiago, is tied up and beaten in the middle of the night. He is later found dead. Two other Marines, Dawson and Downey, are accused of murder, and are on trial. The lawyer assigned to…
When I was younger, I belonged to a troop of Boy Scouts. Our motto was “Be Prepared.” The whole text told us to “Be prepared in Mind, by having disciplined yourself to be obedient to every order, and also by having thought out beforehand any accident or situation that might occur, so that you know…
Have you ever seen the game “Hungry, Hungry Hippos?” It’s a game with four little hippo characters are attached to a tray, and then marbles are thrown into the middle of the tray, and the people have to smack the button on the back of the hippo so that their hippo goes out and gets…
Imagine being one of Jesus’ disciples, and watching him pray. We know that just before the crucifixion, he was praying in the Garden of Gethsemane – and sweating blood. It must have been quite a sight. And so, one of his disciples came up to him and said, “Lord, teach us to pray.” I bet…
Imagine with me for a moment that you have just woken up in a hospital. You have no recollection of what has happened to you, but the doctors and nurses tell you that you were assaulted, beaten, and robbed of all your possessions. It’s a good thing that they brought you when they did, the…
In missionary-speak, and even in evangelism-speak, people may often use the phrase, “A Person of Peace.” What they mean by this phrase is that this person is open to the good news of Jesus Christ, and receptive to the person sharing the message. It is not guaranteed that this person will believe right away –…
“When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the…
Many of you probably remember the Disney movie Bambi, about a young deer, who joins his friends – a rabbit named Thumper, and a skunk named Flower – in exploring the forest he lives in. One of the most quoted lines from the movie comes after Thumper says about the newborn Bambi that “He doesn’t…